The EJSIC is now offering US Currency Portraits for our readers. Just send us a hundred dollar bill and a photo and we’ll get back to you.
Sports
- Two Louisville basketball players were arrested over the weekend. Rick Pitino has heard their message loud and clear and will now guarantee more minutes for both.
- Golfer loses his arm to gator. Happy Gilmore is en route.
POP
- 25 defaced pieces of US currency. It’s going to be useless soon anyway, right?
- Tara Reid poses for Playboy. I’m guessing the 5 people who haven’t seen her boobs yet will be thrilled.
- 9 words that don’t mean what you think. (Cracked)
Politics
- Glenn Beck + Cocaine = Stephen Colbert.
- Fox News watchers are generally more misinformed than other major news watchers. I would say this is surprising, but that would be misleading.
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