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		<title>Bruce Pearl recruiting: Like a Rock</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of us quit painting rocks in 4th grade art class.  For inhabitants of Knoxville, TN it defines their collective collegiate existence.  Take the above picture of super-recruit Tobias Harris in front of the painted likeness of his back (apparently Eastern Tennesseeans cannot artistically render human hands), for example.  Having a cartoonish image of your rear [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elitistjerksports.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9501384&amp;post=1661&amp;subd=elitistjerksports&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In the “Could Someone Pass Me the Sportswriters’ Psychedelic Mushrooms?” category: Alabama jumps ahead of Texas in the AP Poll.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Al Kenmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A quick check of the new AP poll has me wondering if the nation’s sportswriters actually watched the Alabama – Ole Miss and the Texas – Colorado games from beginning to end. I think that they must have watched the last half of the Alabama game and the first half of the Texas game and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elitistjerksports.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9501384&amp;post=1639&amp;subd=elitistjerksports&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Luke Warm Linkage</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Flop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The EJSIC is now offering US Currency Portraits for our readers. Just send us a hundred dollar bill and a photo and we&#8217;ll get back to you. Sports Two Louisville basketball players were arrested over the weekend. Rick Pitino has heard their message loud and clear and will now guarantee more minutes for both. Golfer [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elitistjerksports.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9501384&amp;post=1637&amp;subd=elitistjerksports&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>10 Reasons I Hate Columbus Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vagabond Joe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow is arguably the worst day of the year.  That hideous ruse of a holiday&#8230;Columbus Day.  I have decided to use this platform to air my grievances about this horrible, stupid day.  So, here are my top 10* reasons for why I hate Columbus Day: 10. It&#8217;s based on a dirty, dirty lie. Everyone knows [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elitistjerksports.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9501384&amp;post=1616&amp;subd=elitistjerksports&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Luke Warm Linkage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Flop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Sunday everyone. Here are a few mildly interesting links to get you through. Sports Deion Sanders says neither he or Dez Bryant did anything wrong.  Tell it to the National College Asshat Association. There may be hope for you yet, St. Louis. Tiger Woods cheats on Gatorade. Give my agent a shout, Gatorade. I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elitistjerksports.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9501384&amp;post=1622&amp;subd=elitistjerksports&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Elitist Jerk Classics: &#8220;Sneak Preview: Sean Salisbury’s ESPN Tell-All&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 16:43:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Flop</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Editor&#8217;s Note: The following is a re-post from a while back. We&#8217;ll be posting a couple of these every weekend as a way of letting a new audience see some great posts they might have missed. As you may know by now, our friends at Deadspin reported that Sean Salisbury is planning to write an [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elitistjerksports.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9501384&amp;post=1617&amp;subd=elitistjerksports&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Sham That is Virginia Tech</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Al Kenmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m having a great football Saturday. My significant other is fishing on the coast and won’t return until tomorrow morning and my daughter’s at work, so I have total control of the remote. I’m supposed to be writing, but thanks to the power of wireless Internet, I’m able to do that on the couch in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elitistjerksports.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9501384&amp;post=1606&amp;subd=elitistjerksports&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Three Wolves T-Shirt and the Philosophical Ramifications Thereof</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Street</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may have seen the infamous “three wolves moon” t-shirt by now. It’s a 5-star product at the electronic supermarket known as Amazon.com and with its appearance in last night’s episode of The Office, sported by none other than Dwight K. Schrute; it only stands to grow even more in popularity. A little research into [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elitistjerksports.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9501384&amp;post=1589&amp;subd=elitistjerksports&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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