By now, most people are aware of the developing scandal regarding David Letterman, his alleged affair with Stephanie Birkitt and the attempted extortion plot concocted by former Birkitt beau (and CBS producer), Robert “Joe” Halderman. However, you may not know about the titilating and complex relationship that has been formed between Letterman and one Rick Pitino, based on their shared position as über-famous extortionees.
Before I talk about the actual case, I’d like to address Mr. Halderman’s alias. First of all, why not Bobby? If you’re gonna go informal and you have the chance to be “Jimmy” or “Dick” or “Bobby,” you jump at it. Secondly, why Joe? Sure I understand that his middle name is “Joel,” but when have you ever known a Joel to abbreviate their name as Joe? Well, aside from Billy Joel. But that was his surname.
What? Billy Joel didn’t resurrect his career as lead singer of Green Day? You just seriously destroyed my Greatest Hits Catalog.
After talking to someone close to the situation, I have been informed that David Letterman contacted Rick Pitino several times seeking advice of a legal nature. Pitino was quite adamant in advising Letterman that he should attempt to “record the broad” that is attempting to extort him. “That’s what I did,” Pitino said. “When Sypher (the alleged extortionist in Pitino’s case) wanted to blackmail me. I got her on tape.”
After Letterman repeatedly asserted that it was not in fact a woman attempting to extort him, Pitino responded, “I don’t care which side you swing for, Dave. My advice remains the same.”
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