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Sports

• Two Louisville basketball players were arrested over the weekend. Rick Pitino has heard their message loud and clear and will now guarantee more minutes for both.
• Golfer loses his arm to gator. Happy Gilmore is en route.

POP

• 25 defaced pieces of US currency. It’s going to be useless soon anyway, right?
• Tara Reid poses for Playboy. I’m guessing the 5 people who haven’t seen her boobs yet will be thrilled.
• 9 words that don’t mean what you think. (Cracked)

Politics

• Glenn Beck + Cocaine = Stephen Colbert.
• Fox News watchers are generally more misinformed than other major news watchers. I would say this is surprising, but that would be misleading.

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You're Welcome.

Happy Sunday everyone. Here are a few mildly interesting links to get you through.

Sports

• Deion Sanders says neither he or Dez Bryant did anything wrong.  Tell it to the National College Asshat Association.
• There may be hope for you yet, St. Louis.
• Tiger Woods cheats on Gatorade. Give my agent a shout, Gatorade. I’m loyal, if nothing else.

POP

• Nicole Eggert will @#$%ing kill you, if you call her fat. Don’t most women think this way?

Politics

• Pick out the biggest nutcase. Here’s a hint… there are no incorrect answers.

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Luke Warm Linkage gets boner meds the right way… From Canada.

Sports

• Tim Tebow will play versus LSU, unless those pesky doctors get in the way.
• IAAF plans to formalize gender determination process. I’m guessing the light fondling approach wasn’t good enough.
• Play GM for the NY Mets. They couldn’t do much worse.

POP

• Ali and Lindsay Lohan are apparently Geniuses. My mom says I’m handsome.
• Miley Cyrus raps her break-up note to Twitter.
• Lamar Odom may have knocked up Khloe Kardashian. It’s never good to compound one terrible mistake with another, Lamar.

Politics

• Your tax dollars paid for booze and stiffy pills in Detroit.

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Luke Warm Linkage apparently won the Noble Prize for Barely Relevant Link Distribution . We’re glad to know they recognize our potential.

Sports

• Gunslingers: Wear the ass sweat of a legend.
• We’re still praying for you St Louis.
• Being a billionaire married to a Swedish model isn’t enough for Tiger Woods. Now he gets to win gold medals too.

POP

• Family finds a dead deer in a clown suit on their porch. It’s like a horse head in the bed, only funnier.
• It’s apparently gay to suck on fags. (Think British thoughts.)

Politics

• Obama “wins” the Nobel Peace Prize. Seriously?

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Flop on the phone trying to get his DSL back up.

Luke Warm Linkage has been experiencing technical difficulties. Blame it on my Downhome Kentucky DSL. Seriously. Call your Senator for me. Please.

Sports

• Crapthorpe on his way out at Louisville?
• ESPN thinks you care about High School Girls Basketball. Do you?
• Spoiled Brat blames his agent for holdout.
• Shawne Merriman is soft. Maybe it’s from too much Tequila?

POP

• Woman throws her own carcass out with the trash.
• Man is arrested for not robbing a store, while being a drunken dumb ass.
• NBC pressures Leno to have an affair.

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Talk about picking the wrong Drag Queens to screw with…

Sports

• The Sporting News ranks the best sports cities in America. You know what? It’s still not worth living in Pittsburgh.
• Bobby Bowden gets the dreaded “Vote of Confidence”.
• Spoiled brat finally agrees to play a game for millions of dollars.

Politics

• Obama: “Don’t worry. You’ll get to pick how you die.” (The Onion)
• Tom DeLay breaks both feet dancing. No lie.

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Yea, I know the links are ridiculously late. It’s not like you’re paying for this stuff. What if I don’t want to put my manager on the phone!?!

Sports

• Rush @#$%ing Limbaugh is looking to buy the Rams. God help St. Louis.
• The Death Panels are coming Bobby.
• Rick Reilly will Tounge Bathe your ass if you’re not looking. Be on guard Capital Dome. (Deadspin)

POP

• David Letterman’s wife is surprisingly hurt that he was boinking other women. I’m not sure she should be surprised, though. When you marry a guy that looks like that, you should expect trouble.
• Critic allows director to resubmit his work for a better grade. (The Onion)

Politics

• The FCC chair speaks Boss.

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Death is in the air everyone. Monitor your little boys closely.

Sports

• Wyatt Ear… I mean… Roger Goodell plans to have a “discussion” with Tom Cable.
• Desire =/= winning. (Sports Pickle)
• The Death Panels say it’s Bobby Bowden’s time to go.

POP

• CNN tapes Michael Jackson’s ghost. Like that guy’s soul would be at peace…
• Kate Gosselin is broke. Maybe she should try not being a heinous troll the next time she gets married…

Politics

• The National Association of Under-Takers backs the GOP health plan.
• SNL details Obama’s failures in office.

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