It’s really about that bad. The first major discovery: Saturn has another ring. You’re thinking, ‘cool, that’s a huge planet and its far away so I bet that ring is hard to see.’ Not really. That ring is over 7,000,000 miles in diameter. You can fit 300 Saturns across the inside diameter of this ring. It will hold over 1,000,000,000 – yeah, one billion with a B – Earths. The first ring around Saturn was seen in 1610 by Galileo. And these schmucks with fancy degrees never saw this enormous ring in 400 subsequent years of searching? The big one. That could hold a Billion Earths. Nobody?
But that’s cool, suck at finding huge things once, shame on me; suck at finding huge things twice – how does that go?
Whatever, other “scientists” looking for huge things right here on Earth were pleased with themselves for finding a new Stonehenge. There’s only one Stonehenge you say? It’s huge, less than 90 miles from the major metropolis of London, and if there were a second one, say made out of Welsh bluestone not even a mile from the one we know about, some idiot would surely have stumbled across it since Europe has had people living there for like a million years. Not so.
So, brace yourselves, Americans. You never know what science will bring us next. Maybe we’ll find out we have a 3rd arm we had never noticed.
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